Belly Laugh Friday, January 4, 2013

As usual I’m late – let’s just pretend it’s Friday.

As most of you know, my strange illness has given me a belly that makes me look about seven months pregnant. After so many years I have been able to find the humour both in the queries and the responses I give to the queries.  Sometimes I actually look forward to bizarre responses because they make such good stories. Belly-laugh Fridays is my chance to share these humorous tidbits with all of you. Enjoy.

Sam

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I try to come up with humorous responses to put people at ease when I tell them about my belly. One of my favourites is the following:

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 “When are you due?”

“Well, actually, I’m not pregnant, this is all liver from a bone marrow disease. Have you ever seen a liver as impressive as this before?

“Well, uh…no.”

“It is a wonder. Doctors gather when I am about in order to marvel over this miraculous organ.”

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And while it is said tongue in cheek, there is much truth in that statement. New doctors practically salivate in their eagerness to palpate my liver. Sometimes colleagues and medical students will be retrieved to view my notable organ. “You’ll never see one like this again.”

At a recent ultra sound appointment I was delayed by the technician because the doctor herself wanted to come in and see me. I worried that perhaps she had seen something concerning. In fact, she was simply keen to meet me in person and examine my liver.

I feel like I could use my own carny  “All right, step right up, ladies and gentleman. See first hand the world’s largest liver. You will never see a liver like this again. Come right this way. World’s largest liver. And for only a small extra fee you, too, can palpate this world class organ.”

I actually do keep pressing my doctor to find out if it is the biggest liver she has actually seen, but she won’t commit.

 

3 thoughts on “Belly Laugh Friday, January 4, 2013

  1. A-Ling says:

    Dear Sam,

    Hoping all these regular medical visits to the experts will entail a major advancement by some super research teams to come up with a cure. As long as we get dressed, keep showing up, someone out there would do something about it! I heard a line the other day, “tough times don’t last, tough people last”.

    Hello! Out there! Successful companies & rich souls! Please donate resources to the medical research field; lots of tough people out there are waiting!

  2. Marianne Moroney says:

    Wow, status have you noticed more friends now that you have the biggest liver? Now I know this can I get ringside tickets? Ha. You are amazing Sam!

    Marianne Moroney Sent from my iPhone

  3. Jocelyn Greene says:

    This is so true- when the radiologist doing my liver biopsy looked at the ultrasound he said”wow!”

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